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Do you ship to Canada?
Do you ship internationally?
Do you have any more ______ (fill in the blank)?
What is best in life?
Will you mail a figure out of the package to save on shipping?
How tall is this figure?
Which STAR WARS movie is your favorite?
Do your figures come from a smoking environment?
Will you combine shipping to save on costs?
Any chance you have a _____?
Are you evil?
Do you ship with a tracking number?
Twelve bucks for a Star Wars figure????
How do you justify charging ten dollars for a G.I.JOE?
But Target has them for only two dollars!
But Walmart only charges $7.88 for Marvel Legends
What do you look for in a woman?


Do you ship to Canada?
I do for now. If I have any problems with Canadian addresses or packages "disappearing" (which means they didn't REALLY disappear), I will stop.

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Do you ship internationally?
For now, I only ship to the U.S. and Canada. I used to ship to Mexico, but I had a bad experience. Maybe once I get over that, I'll start shipping again, but the main two problems are security and not being sure how much to charge to each country/area.

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Do you have any more ______ (fill in the blank)?
I may, actually. At the time that I listed something, it might have been the only one I'd found, but I later found another. Conversely, I may have had two when I listed something, but now have one. I'll try to alter my listings if that happens, though.

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What is best in life?
To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. And to hear the lamentation of their women.

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Will you mail a figure out of the package to save on shipping?
Usually, yes. I much prefer to send a Marvel Universe figure or G.I.JOE in an envelope rather than a box. People rarely ask for Star Wars or Transformers that way, but if you'd like me to, I can. Just let me know.

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How tall is this figure?
I try to designate the height of figures in different lines, such as Marvel Legends/DC Universe Classics (six inch) and Marvel Universe (3 3/4 inch). But for some lines, like Transformers, it's difficult to say how tall all Deluxe figures or Voyager figures are. If you need to know a measurement, email me, and I'll get out the yardstick.

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Which STAR WARS movie is your favorite?
JEDI. I recognize that EMPIRE is a better movie, and that STAR WARS is more iconic, but JEDI is what made me a fan of the series.

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Do your figures come from a smoking environment?
Mine is a non-smoking household. Pretty much everything I sell is new anyway, but none of it should ever smell like cigarettes.

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Will you combine shipping to save on costs?
Usually, yes. I try to charge the bare minimum for shipping anyway, but if you're considering buying three Star Wars figures, I'll try to give you a shipping discount for the other two (usually half-shipping price for each additional item).

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Any chance you have a _____?
Possibly. I have hundreds of figures, most of which are on shelves in my workshop, just waiting for me to become ambitious and list them somewhere. If I used to have an item that is gone, email me and I'll see if I have another. Same with something you wonder if I might have.

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Are you evil?
I am, actually. But I have a lovely singing voice, so that should count for something.

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Do you ship with a tracking number?
To domestic (U.S.) addresses, yes, every single time. To Canada, though, I do not, as there's no such thing as standard tracking on a non-Express Mail package.

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Twelve bucks for a Star Wars figure????
Yeah, twelve bucks, probably with a buck or two for shipping. If you don't want it, don't buy it. I'm not in any position of authority . . . you don't have to buy my figures.

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How do you justify charging ten dollars for a G.I.JOE?
Because you can't buy that figure in stores anymore. I have one from two years ago, and I'm asking ten bucks for it. Wait, didn't I explain that I'm evil earlier?

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But Target has them for only two dollars!
First off, that's not a question. Secondly, no, they don't. Nobody has sold action figures for two dollars in twenty-five years. Thirdly, if you honestly, truly, legitimately saw them in your local store for that much cheaper . . . BUY THEM!!! I mean it, you have an excellent deal in front of you, an opportunity even, if you want to buy a second one to sell later. You could list it here for three dollars and make a profit! Let's be friends.

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But Walmart only charges $7.88 for Marvel Legends
Yes, yes, they did. In 2006. The Coast To Coast on Main Street in Payson sold Star Wars action figures for $2.99 in June of 1983. Gosh, I wish I could go back there and buy them again.

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What do you look for in a woman?
At this point, pretty much only a pulse. But seriously, if I had my druthers, I'd say that I'd like someone who appreciated a sense of humor and a genuine person, somebody who accepted me for who I am, but made me want to become better at the same time. I'd be grateful if they liked music, movies, and conversation also.

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